epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

The Walking Dead 3x01 + Supernatural 8x01&8x02 Reviewed

Rick looks like he is on meth, Carl thinks he is a hardcase, Daryl kills an owl and Lori sports a fake looking pregnancy belly. The gang wander aimlessly and loot food. The gang finally stumble across the prison. There is a sing song, Lori is thankless and lots of zombies are killed. Rick and his gang are sanguine about zombie body fluids flying around. There is a musical montage, Lori bores, someone gets bitten and there is a twist. This was dull. Rick’s plan was dumb and his idea of first aid sucks.

Best Line:
“We’ve got no place left to go.”

We Need To Talk About Kevin
Dean’s back acting weird and he’s friends with a vampire named Benny. Sam has bad hair and is as selfish as ever. Kevin is in peril. There are boring flashbacks and talk about a demon and hellgates. This bored. Why does the King of Hell need to use a phone? Why is Dean saying purgatory was pure? Why is Benny so annoying? Where is Sam’s girlfriend?

Best Lines:
“Nothing says family quite like the whole family being dead.”

“You showed the King of Hell how to open a hellgate?”

“Where’s your angel?”
“Ask your mother.”

“The King of Hell just snapped my girlfriend’s neck.”

What’s Up, Tiger Mommy?
A man stares at a bone. Sam, Dean and Kevin look up Kevin’s mother. There is bad acting. There are more bring flashbacks. The foursome head to an auction to get the Word Of God back. Naturally things go awry as Sam swings Thor’s hammer, Crowley lurks and everyone is stupid.

Crowley’s demon eyes and demon cloud (both red) finally show up, a monster uses a gun and Kevin does a runner to get away from the Winchester brothers and you can’t blame him. This was not good. What happened to Castiel? Are we supposed to care?

Best Lines:
“Heaven, hell and beyond.”

“Defiling her corpse has just made number one on my to do list.”

“Mr Crowley, you don’t have a soul.”

“One word of advice: run. Run far and run fast. Because the Winchesters, well, they have a habit of using people up and watching them die bloody.”
Tags: supernatural, the walking dead

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