epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Trailer, Quotes and a 2000 Tape Tale

‘A Haunted House’ TV spot

Best Line:
Things just got weird.”

I love the ‘Iron Night’ cover.

I am reading ‘Live and Let Drood’.

Reviews of ‘Supernatural’ season 8 coming soon.

Played the ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ board game: fun.

‘World War Z’ (book) Quotes:
“They had no limits of endurance. They would never negotiate, never surrender. They would fight until the very end because, unlike us, every single one of them, every second of every day, was devoted to consuming all life on Earth. That’s the kind of enemy that was waiting for us beyond the Rockies. That’s the kind of war we had to fight.”

“Those were still in reserve, being modified for when we’d have to take back the cities.”

‘Live and Let Drood’ Quotes:
“Every now and again the family takes someone they really don’t like and throws them into the Maze to see what happens. None of them ever come out again. And don’t look at me like that.”

“Have there been attacks on the Hall before? And, no, I don’t mean the bloody Chinese nuke back in the sixties that your family won’t stop talking about.”

Cleared out a tape from 2000. It began with an ‘X Files’ ep ‘Mind’s Eye’ that starred Lili Taylor as a psychic blind woman. Scully is mean and this was not that interesting.

Then there was a season 4 ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ ep ‘Something Blue' in which there was terrible tracking, Willow wallows in self pity now Oz has gone and Tara has a tiny cameo. Buffy has mangy looking hair and drools over Riley. Spike is in Giles’ bathtub and no-one stakes him. Willow casts a spell that has consequences for her friends; naturally she gets away with it. Amy is de-ratted for about 5 seconds and Spike and Buffy slobber over each other. And there is a silly fight scene, this was bilge.

Best Lines:
“I feel like something’s missing.”
“He’s not making you miserable?”

“Spike lips!”

Then came a season 1 ‘Angel’ ep ‘Hero’ in which Doyle dies. This was rubbish.

Best Line:
“I’m the dark avenger.”

Then finally there was a ‘Xena Warrior Princess’ ep ‘Vanishing Act’ in which Xena, Gabrielle and Autolycus (Bruce Campbell) go undercover to find a stolen statue. Cue silly accents, ‘disguises’ and much unfunny comedy.

On ‘Hollyoaks’, Paul and Mercedes got married after a wedding day from hell. John Paul had to take care of the dry skin on Mercedes’ heels. Jim and Paul are BFFs. The caveman Joe Roscoe learns Paul hit on his girlfriend Lindsey and beats Paul up. Mercedes chases down Lindsey whilst in her pole dancer wedding dress and Lindsey beats her up.

Myra finds out Paul is a murderer. Mercedes and Paul get married in their ripped blood stained wedding attire and Mercedes has her make up smeared all over her face. Nobody finds this odd. Paul and Mercedes hump each other at the altar and no-one has a problem with that either. Myra freaks. Mercedes does not seem to care about her previous dead husbands or her son Bobby. The wedding was chav trash and you know Paul will get murderous again at some point. Hee!

Best Lines:
“Would you like to borrow some of my lingerie Mercedes?”
“It’s old, borrowed and very very blue.”
“No thanks Nana.”

“Can we just have a McQueen wedding for once without any drama?”

“Your fiancée cheating with my woman!”

“You are an idiot with letters after your name.”

“I’m telling Carmel you slept with her mum.”
“No no Paul, that is low! That is gutter level!”

“Follow that wedding car!”

“I Mercedes Maria Theresa Immaculta Fisher do take thee Shirley Paul Browning...”
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