‘Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD’ promo
Piss off Coulson. Mmm.
Best Line:
“Don’t touch Lola.”
‘Sleepy Hollow’ trailer
This show has Mr Crane, time travel, a secret history, Clancy Brown, the Headless Horseman, the Book Of Revelation, covens, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, a map and John Cho. This looks good.
Best Lines:
“Beheading him seemed the next logical step.”
“That building used to be livery stables.”
“Well now it’s a Starbucks.”
“That building is also a Starbucks.”
“Yup.”
“Well how many are there?”
“Per block?”
“Is there a law?”
“He is Death itself.”
“Think he can hear us?”
‘Dracula’ trailer
Dracula (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) swans around Victorian London calling himself Alexander Grayson and looking like a Hugo Boss model. Renfield is there too as are modern haircuts, Jonathan Harker, Mina, knives, cars, blood, fangs and crucifixes. There are also flashbacks to the past, fencing and Rhys Meyers’ silly US accent. Maybe.
‘The World’s End’ trailer
Simon Pegg and his gang go on a pub crawl. Martin Freeman. Aliens. Another garden fence joke. Mmmmm.
Best Lines:
“Steady on you alky.”
“What do you recommend?”
“Beer.”
‘Elementary’ 1x23/1x24 promo
Ugh, Holmes is such a drama queen.
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‘Kung Fu The Legend Continues’ Quotes:
“Risk your life for some charred weeds and herbs.”
“You’re a police officer? And you’re his father?”
“I could kill that old bastard.”
“What old bastard?”
“It ate away at me for 15 years.”
“I don’t believe in that crap anymore.”
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On ‘Hollyoaks’, Jacqui and Texas are gone from the opening credits. Dodger’s released and Leanne is arrested. Will plays at being the grieving widower. Texas’ memorial is held in a pub. Theresa wears purple lipstick and booty shorts. Carmel brings up Theresa killing Calvin. Ste stomps around wanting to buy Brendan’s old club. Oh go away you cheap hood.
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‘Crossroad’ Quote:
“Raksha’s mouth quirked in a kind of wry satisfaction, like that of a prophet who has pronounced the doom of a city and seen it burned before her.”
‘Revolution’ Quotes:
“He is not fit to lead.”
“Never never say that. Not to me. Not to anyone.”