Shawn solves the case with his usual bulldozer approach to life. Juliet is a fool. Shawn spouts palaver and is morally dubious. Shawn’s dad gets a stalker. A wine box mogul is murdered. Shawn needs to be chased around with a belt. This was daft but okay and features attempted murder by steam room.
“You’re not actually buying scented candles are you?”
“Bring something green. I need the fibre.”
“I don’t have a son and if I did I’d hate him too.”
Moira wails. Quentin Lance says something nice about Oliver. Laurel is Little Miss All About Me. Diggle, Felicity and Oliver infiltrate Merlyn Global. Tommy calls Oliver a serial killer. Oliver asks what Tommy does at Merlyn Global - Tommy does not really answer. Does Tommy know about the Undertaking? For ¾ of this season Tommy was a useless walking hair product. Now he is interesting.
Walter is divorcing the deluded Moira. Felicity isn’t as smart as she thinks she is. Moira and her Jurassic neck frill is as crazy as Heather Mills. Laurel and Oliver get it on. Has she changed the sheets since Tommy walked out? Tommy sees them slobbering over each other as they left the windows open. So very classy. This was not good apart from the island flashback scenes. I don’t care about these malignant narcissists.
Who is Fyers boss? Who did Roy lose? Why does everyone on this show use Windows 8? Is Yao Fei dead? Has Malcolm earned an arbitrary death? WTF is the TPTB’s obsession with the hideous Laurel/Oliver pairing?
“Let’s go Barbie.”
“Divorce is an extreme reaction.”
“But I love him! He’s my man!”