epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,
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Elementary 1x19 + Revenge 1x17 Reviewed

Snow Angels
There’s a storm and a robbery. Where are Holmes’ bees during all this? Ms Hudson shows up, Gregson is the only cop in NY, there is a power cut and obviously fake snow. Holmes tries to hijack a snow plough, a gunshot wound is somehow disguised as a stab wound and Clyde is not hibernating. This was bad.

Best Lines:
“If you intend to defend yourself with that knife, you’re holding it all wrong.”

“Do your employers look kindly on vagrancy?”

“I’ll leave her this time. I swear!”

“What if there are 50 commandos shooting up the place?”

“I reject that analogy.”

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Victory
Eli and Emily plan revenge on their one time foster mother Meredith. Nolan fawns over Padma. Aiden and Nolan chase a flash drive shaped like a turtle. Aidan bores, Jack bores and there is sap.

Meredith looks like someone you would see outside a kebab shop on a Saturday night trying to rip out someone’s hair extensions. Conrad is crass, Daniel is vile, Nolan wrecks things and Kenny Ryan resurfaces. Eli pulls a fast one and there is a retcon of certain events.

Nolan needs to shut up, Mason smirks and there is a revelation. This was dire. This show has gone downhill and Emily is nothing but a country song at this point.

Best Line:
“No parent will ever want you.”
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