epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Trailers, Quotes and a 2005 Tape Tale

‘Helix’ trailer
This 13 part series about the CDC vs The End looks good. The truth will spread.

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ trailer
Cyro pods? War? Kirk is a pawn who gets the Enterprise blown up? Blonde woman does nothing but scream? This looks good.

Best Lines:
“Darkness is coming.”

“Let’s go get this son of a bitch.”

“I’m sorry.”

‘Man of Steel’ trailer
Jor-El, Pa Kent, Lois, Zod and stuff blowing up. Nice.

Best Lines:
“They’ll kill him.”
“How? He’ll be a god to them.”

‘Cuckoo’ 1x06 Quotes:
“It’s like you don’t want them to get married.”
“I don’t. Of course I don’t.”
“What? You love Cuckoo.”
“Have you been here for the last three months?”

“Marry a man that tall and you’ll die of neck ache.”

“Don’t try an English accent Cuckoo, it’s offensive to my culture.”

“The Best Man’s gotta know how to party and this guy was drunk at 11:30 on a weekday.”
“I was. I am.”

“We hire a girl. She gets off with Cuckoo. I take a photo on my 4th generation smartphone and send it to Rachel.”

“Turning doubt into get out.”

“That is very rude for a monk.”

‘Point Pleasant’ Quotes:
“It’s always the quiet towns. It’s where the gruesome things happen.”

“She brings on the End Of Days.”

Nestor Carbonell is in ‘Bates Motel’, I still have no interest in catching this show.

So no Grant Mitchell look-alikes punching police horses at Thatcher’s funeral.

There will be no review of ‘Revolution’ 1x05: ‘Soul Train’.

‘Tempting Fate’ Quote:
“A rabble, composed of nothing but discontents and failures who brawl in taverns and make inflammatory speeches.”

Cleared out a tape from 2005. It opened with a ‘Popular’ ep ‘Hope In A Jar’ in which a school dance is upcoming making the students strive for unrealistic standards of beauty. But still Nicole, Mary Cherry and April popping elephant laxatives is played for laughs. This was not good.

Best Lines:
“Listen up chicken of the sea.”

“I know this company. It’s a diet plan targeted specifically at unhappy teenage girls. I saw it on a talk show entitled Horrifying Trends.”

Then came a ‘G vs E’ ep ‘Cougar Pines’ in which Morlocks get involved with golf. This was dull, the tracking was off and the guy from ‘Son of the Beach’ guest starred as did Phlox and T’Pol from ‘Star Trek: Enterprise’ before they were cast as such.

Best Line:
“This is some sort of pagan sex rite isn’t it?”

Then came a ‘Stargate Atlantis’ season 1 ep ‘Letters from Pegasus’ which is basically a clip show.

Then finally there was a ‘Point Pleasant’ ep 'The Lonely Hunter' in which Jesse, Terry, Christina and Judy parade in beach attire. There is a meteor show. Boyd has a party and his lackey is Warren from ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’. There is bad acting, Meg wears flares, Jesse’s parents carry on their creepy abusive dynamic, Paula pouts, Jon Hamm guest stars as a guy into kidnapping teenage girls and this was stupid.

Best Lines:
“Who died?”
“Nobody yet.”
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