Juliet was a wet rag with a bad perm who was bullied by her evil ex. Then one day a man named Mr Alpert (Nestor Carbonell in his first ‘Lost’ ep) tried to recruit her. Juliet said her ex wouldn’t let her and wished he would be hit by a bus. Not so long after, her evil ex is indeed hit by a bus. Mr Alpert and Ethan (who looks like Jeremy Renner) show up at the morgue to carry on recruiting her. So did they kill the evil ex? Mr Alpert (his first name wouldn’t be revealed for a few more eps) looks good in a suit. I will never forgive that wretched season 6 flashback he got for ruining his mystique and lustre.
Kate and Sawyer escape with the help of Alex but they have to rescue her boyfriend Karl first. Alex is revealed to be Ben’s daughter. Ben has no idea how to parent but considering his bastard father, that is no surprise. Jack screams a lot and Juliet wants to go home but never would as Jack got her killed no doubt for the cardinal sin of hooking up with Sawyer.
“My ex-husband wouldn’t let me.”
Richard and Locke chat. Richard sees Locke as an ideal replacement for Ben whom he has lost faith in. This was a bad idea on so many levels. Richard urges Locke to kill his bastard father. Season 6 revealed Richard feared hell for killing someone so why does he have no problem killing lots of people on Jacob’s behalf? Locke cheats and gets Sawyer to kill his bastard father. This was okay.
“The part of you that still feels like he has a perfectly good explanation for stealing your kidney, throwing you out of an eight-storey window.”