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Trailers & a 1999 tape tale

‘The Following’ 1x11 promo
The cult rebel? There is a cult training ground? Mmmm.

‘Evil Dead’ (2013) TV promos
“We’re gonna get you.” I’m there.

‘Cruel Intentions’ (1999) trailer
This was cheesy and why does Kathryn have a baby voice?

I read spoilers for ‘Sherlock’ series 3. Oh dear.

Reviews of ‘More Holmes For The Holidays’, ‘Tempting Fate’ and ‘The Red Plague Affair’ forthcoming.

I made After Eight brownies, they’re yum.

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‘Modern Family’ Quotes:
“Is anyone watching me?”

“In my village if you didn’t drive one of these, you couldn’t call yourself a drug lord.”

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‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“How come you didn’t do my homework last night?”

“Lousy surface dwellers.”

“An on purpose baby?”

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‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ season 8 quotes:
“Cigarettes, dirty hair, didn’t care what anyone thought, never gave you the time of day, but he seemed to be in pain deep down?”
“Yuh-huh.”
“And for the big money...did he in any way play in a band?”
“Bass. Vocals.”

“I won’t betray you. Any more than I have.”

“Blood. Screaming. The usual.”

“I want to hit something. A lot.”

“What just happened? And what the hell am I wearing?”

“Twilight just tried to murder us all with an army of stuffed animals.”

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Cleared out a tape from 1999. It opened with ‘Curse of the Blair Witch’ which was a mocumentary to promote the movie. It gives colonial back-story to the Black Hills witch and expands the mythology in a flurry of bad acting. This was dull. Then came a season 3 ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ ep ‘Bad Girls’ in which the Mayor gurns, Cordelia has big hair and is slutshamed by Xander. Wesley shows up and Faith kills the deputy mayor by accident. This was dull.

Then came another season 3 ‘Buffy’ ep ‘Consequences’ in which Wesley and Cordelia have UST. Willow sulks when everything isn’t all about her. She can’t stand Buffy having another friend in Faith or the fact that Faith shagged Xander. Faith loses her grip. Angel tries to talk Faith down. Wesley wrecks everything by being a burk. Faith stakes Mr Trick and asks the Mayor for a job. This was not good.

Finally there was yet another season 3 ‘Buffy’ ep ‘Dopplegangland’ in which Anya and Willow accidentally summon up vampire Willow from the world of ‘The Wish’ which should in no way be possible. Snyder sneers, the Mayor gives Faith an apartment and Willow dresses like a 10 year old. Vampire Willow stomps around showing off all the annoying acting tics associated with Willow. Xander is stupid and this was not good at all.

Best Lines:
“Did you try looking inside the sofa in hell?”

“I think empathically not.”

“Back creature of the night! Leave this place!”
“Don’t wanna.”
Tags: buffy the vampire slayer, sherlock, tape tales, the following, thoughts, trailers
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