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Trailers & Stuff

There could be a sequel to ‘Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters’? Yay!

‘Our Girl’ promo
Lacy Turner joins the army in this BBC1 drama.

Best Line:
“I ain’t pregnant. I’m joining the army!”

‘Cult’ 1x05 promo

‘Venom’ trailer
This 2005 movie features voodoo, a curse, a suitcase, evil finds a way to kill stupid teenagers who go to a creepy house. This has bad acting and looks dumb.

‘Silent Night, Deadly Night’ trailer
Better watch out!

Reviews of ‘Venom’ (movie), ‘Our Girl’, ’Rebellion’, ’Black Death’, ’Silent Night, Deadly Night’ and ‘Poltergeist’ forthcoming.

There will be no review of ‘Lightfields’ 1x04.

Sea Salt & Cracked Pepper pretzel pieces are okay.

‘Silent Night, Deadly Night’ Quote:

‘Outbreak’ (1995) Quotes:
“You want to firebomb the town.”

“Within 48 hours this virus could be crawling across the White House lawn.”

“Dare I ask how?”

“Shall I cough on you George?”

On ‘Hollyoaks’, Ste chooses the toxic violent relationship with the psychopath yet again. Nobody is looking for Brendan in connection with Walker’s death. Brendan tells Ste about Seamus. Ste declares (yet again) that Brendan will never beat him up again. Cheryl finds out about her father being a perv and shoots him. Brendan is made out to be a martyr even when he escalates a police standoff, lists off all the people he has murdered and gets himself shot. Ste is stupid and obsessed with his abuser. Why does Ste still want Brendan after Brendan beat him (again) and admitted to numerous murders?

Brendan failed to commit suicide by cop. Ste and Cheryl talk about Steden’s great love ignoring the fact Brendan beat Ste on a regular basis. Ste fawns over Brendan in his hospital bed and overacts in an embarrassing fashion. Nate and Cheryl drive off in a convertible to the sound of B*Witched. Brendan dumps Ste and is hauled off to jail and faces life. Ste blubbers, cries, wails and acts like a twit. Amy and the kids visit him to comfort him, why? He chose a toxic relationship with a violent psychopath over them. Ste is a fool.

Will finds out his fake support worker is in fact his long lost mother. She tells the Savage clan that she ran out on him, Dodger, Sienna and Liberty because Patrick is a crazy abusive nut. Patrick has her sectioned because he is an abusive creep but Will, Dirk, Dodger and Sienna don’t know it yet.

Best Lines:
“Father loves son just a little too much, son turns out ugly.”

“We both know what you are.”

“I think you secretly liked it.”

“I killed our daddy!”

“I wanted to be daddy’s favourite.”

“Both of them are laughing from the grave.”

“Time to go Brady.”

‘Cuckoo’ 1x03 Quotes:
“I haven’t been high since Thatcher went out.”

“Maybe Zeb’s the honey to lure her away from that dreadful hippy.”

“I was sick all over Nina.”
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