‘Black Mirror’ 2x03 promo
“Gobby little tart.”
“She went off the rails when I split up with her dad.”
“There’s not many scally jailbirds that have turned their life around.”
“I can’t help feeling really sorry for him actually.”
Then there was a season 1 ‘Earth Final Conflict’ ep ‘If You Could Read My Mind’ in which a psychic named Katya annoyed the Taleons. Sandoval lurks, Boone looms, Katya has a frizzy perm and an assassin in bad makeup lurks. This bored. Then came an ‘X Files’ ep ‘Detour’ in which Mulder and Scully looked for something in the woods. There were glowing red eyes and this was awful.
Finally there was a season 3 ‘Xena Warrior Princess’ ep ‘The Bitter Suite’ in which the infamous rift saga is concluded in this musical ep. Gabrielle plays the victim in the rift, Joxer takes up screen time and Xena stands on a really fake snow covered mountain. Solan and Hope are dead and Gabrielle launches a venomous verbal attack on Xena who gets physical. The duo promptly end up in the musical land Illusia to work things out via the medium of song and dance.
Callisto monologues and has a bad singing double and a terrible wig. There is bad cgi, ugly costumes, bad dancing, bad songs, a fluffy white dog, bad singing, Gabrielle wears a tacky tiara and has a bad singing double. There are songs on the pathology of power, Gabrielle wants to attribute to Xena the responsibility for what she did, Xena is thuggish and Gabrielle’s defence is to pretend to be the victim. This was idiotic.
“If your child had lived, we’d surely make her welcome too.”
“You and me love war, doesn’t matter what it’s for.”