epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Criminal Minds 2x18 + Alcatraz 1x11 Reviewed

The Crossing

A woman (it’s Dawson’s mother from ‘Dawson’s Creek’) shot her husband and as she is interviewed it is clear she is beaten down from years of physiological abuse from her husband and children. It’s sad. Her oblivious uncaring children rant about how their mother couldn’t shop or clean and how she’s stupid. The brats and their mother have no emotional reunion.

Meanwhile Keri is being stalked and JJ leads to quest to find the nutter. The stalker is not yet murdery in a murderer way but is about to crack up. This was good.

Best Lines:
“I’m fat. I’m a terrible housekeeper. I’m a terrible cook. Believe me, I needed a husband with a lot of patience.”

“I knew it had to be then. That that was my only chance.”

Webb Porter

Neither Desoto or Rebecca care about Lucy. Desoto stalks Hauser. Flashbacks to 1960 show Hauser and Lucy’s romance but how did a Yale graduate end up working as a prison guard?

Webb Porter yet another disturbed 63 shows up and he’s killing women. Rebecca needs to shut up. Hauser has to show the Alcatraz doctor how to use Skype. How is Webb Porter going to parties, getting a job, playing violin and going on auditions?

Flashbacks show how Lucy ‘helped’ Porter back in 1960. There is a blood transfusion and Desoto and Rebecca react with dull surprise when they learn about Lucy. This was okay.

Best Lines:
“His mother tried to drown him in the bathtub when he was only 6.”
“No doubtedly the reason he butchered her.”

“So what’s the deal with Hauser?”
“He’s standing right behind you.”

“We’re never going to find out what’s really going on here are we?”
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