Emily does some more weird training, Daniel is dating Ashley, Jack drinks, Charlotte is in rehab and Conrad smarms. An annoying Australian guy lurks being annoying. Nolan is taking boxing classes and Emily remembers her mother (Jennifer Jason Leigh of ‘Buried Alive’ and ‘Single White Female’).
Declan needs to drop dead, Conrad wants to keep Charlotte locked up and sadly Victoria is not dead. How did Victoria survive the crash? What is her agenda? Why hasn’t the White Haired Man told Victoria who Emily really is? This bored.
“And the plot curdles.”
“I’m selling the house. You know after everything that happened with Tyler and other stabby, strangly things.”
“Where’s my son?”
“Oh he’s off brooding somewhere or drinking. Or maybe even both.”
“Now they’re coming for you.”
“Good. Let them.”
Emily needs to STFU with her faux philosophical narration. Daniel busts Charlotte out of Doctor Doom’s sober house of hell, she correctly points out it is too little too late. Ashley is obviously playing Daniel, the Australian blight stalks Emily and Nolan is being audited.
Declan takes up valuable screen time, the White Haired Man gets got and who are the damn Imitative? Emily arranges a ‘sisterly’ reunion for Charlotte and Amanda. Conrad and Victoria are abhorrent people. Declan and Daniel are stupid. Emily does something cruel to Amanda and there are some ass pull plot twists. This was mediocre.
“This is why you shouldn’t fall asleep watching horror movies.”
“What now revenger?”
“Was he using a calculator or his fingers?”
“Don’t tell me your brother impregnated Emily Thorne!”
“Even the devil himself didn’t want you.”
“Do it like a man.”
“You stole my husband you whore.”