In fairytale land, Red Riding Hood (aka Ruby) lives with her mean granny while pining for her boyfriend Peter. Red meets Snow White and they bond. A wolf is menacing the village and the new friends set out to kill it. But there is a not unexpected twist.
In Storybrooke, Ruby the slutty waitress has a crisis and Emma looks into what became of Kathryn. Mary Margaret continues to act like a selfish twit. This was very good, a nice gothic tale that puts ‘Grimm’ to shame.
So how many Ogre Wars were there in fairytale land? Where are the Ogres now? Who made Red’s cloak?
“You dress like a drag queen during fleet week.”
“You dress like Norman Bates when he dresses like Norman Bates’ mother.”
“I should be out there having adventures with lemurs!”
“Buses out of here don’t really happen.”
“That’s not a prowler, that’s Archie’s dog.”