Everyone obsesses over precious Bella. Edward is a jerkass. Bella eye rolls and doesn’t listen. Vampires wear makeup that makes them look consumptive. There are silly flashbacks. People deliver ridiculous dialogue in over dramatic fashion.
CGI wolves run around, Edward gives Bella a really ugly engagement ring and Bella ignores her father’s obvious concern for her. Bella and Edward frolic in really fake looking snow. Vampires and werewolves fight the bad vampires. Heads get punched off, vampires flail their arms around, werewolves eat vampires, Bella is ever useless and Victoria dies when her head falls off. This was stupid and how many people have to die for the thankless Bella and her false crisis’s?
“We’ll find you someone to drink.”
“I don’t particularly like you.”
“I was a little theatrical back then.”