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Trailers & a 1999 tape tale

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ trailer
Looks good. Who is the baddie and why does he want vengeance? Why is a starship under the ocean? Who is the blonde woman? Why is everything so grey? Where is Pike?

Best Line:
“Enjoy these final moments of peace for I have returned to have my vengeance.”

‘Nikita’ promo for ‘Sideswipe’

‘Saturday Morning Massacre’ trailer
Four meddling kids/ghost hunters who travel around in a van have bad things happen to them. Hee.

‘Bigfoot Country’ trailer
Hipsters look for Bigfoot.

‘Grave Encounter 2’ Quote:
“The rest of the cast is no longer with us. But I am still here.”

‘Arrow’ 1x09 promo
Adam Hunt returns, mmmm.

Heather Donahue from ‘The Blair Witch Project’ now grows pot.

Mini chewy Sweet Tarts = yum.

Reviews of ‘Nikita’ season 3 forthcoming.

So on ‘Hollyoaks’, Ste is still obsessed with Brendan and ruining things with Doug. Where is Tilly? Doug wants to move his new family to the USA, overlooking the fact that Ste would never get a visa due to his criminal record. Ste is an orange moron. Cindy wants to go to Rhys’ funeral and fails to understand why her husband has an issue with her wanting to mourn her lover. Esther finally realises her friends hate her.

Cleared out a tape from 1999. It opened with a ‘Nash Bridges’ ep ‘Pump Action’ in which steroids make people crazy, there is a special guest star who can’t act and has no indoor voice. This was bad. Then came an ‘X Files’ ep ‘Arcadia’ in which Mulder and Scully go undercover in suburbia. Mulder wears a Lactose shirt. Scully blathers exposition. A trash monster attacks. This was ugh. Then came a ‘Vengeance Unlimited’ ep ‘Eden’ in which a corrupt town frames people as meth smugglers. Rex Linn is one of the baddies and Mr Chapel takes care of things in boring fashion. Finally there was a ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ ep ‘Dead Man’s Party’ in which the scobby gang reunite and show off their vile toxic self absorbed crap. This was awful.

‘The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes!’ Quotes:
“I rode a flying horse through space!”

“If you are so all powerful Loki, then why haven’t you won yet?”

“If you thought the Isle of Silence was torment, you do not know the meaning of the word.”
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