Issues all round.
The fallout from the ‘Hollyoaks’ wedding day bus crash goes on. Jacqui finds out her dead husband Rhys was cheating on her and planning to leave her. Doug wears an ugly old man sweater as he wails over the comatose Ste. Nobody mentions the fact that Doug hates Ste’s kids. No-one seems to recall that Ste and Doug were drug dealers once upon a time. Brendan goes on a mad rant in a church. Where is Walker? Cindy learns Tony knows about her sleazy affair with Rhys. Where is Amy?
“Who packs their entire wardrobe for a dirty weekend?”
“I’m already damned.”
“Off with some slag.”
“I’ve just married you for the second time. I mean, what more do you want?”
‘Modern Family’ Quotes:
“Put on some real clothes.”
“I was just dreaming it was raining chickens.”
“Put the fakon down!”
“She might have a shiv.”
“Thanks to Obama, you’re paying for it.”
“My future’s in the garbage!”
‘Pineapple Grenade’ Quotes:
“I respect your opinion because you smoke marijuana. You’re chemically biased against violence and job applications.”
“Miami’s gotten an unfair reputation just because of all the tourist murders. I blame the media.”
“The office showed hints of a recent altercation that involved shovels and fire.”
‘Doctor Who’ promo for ‘The Snowmen’:
The Christmas special sees the Doctor take on an evil Richard E Grant and his cadre of toothy snowmen. Hee. This looks good.