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Ponderings, trailers and loads of stuff

‘Arrow’ 1x03 promo
Dunno.

Hawkeye has some ill luck does he not? In the ‘Avengers’ movie, he is enslaved into Loki’s service as guard, enforcer and assassin. He then attacks his staunchest ally/future love interest Black Widow without volition. Luckily she breaks Loki’s hold over him by beating the mind control out of him. Meanwhile in the cartoon ‘The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes!’, Hawkeye is betrayed by Black Widow and falsely branded a double agent turncoat. He is locked up in the supervillain prison The Vault without trial. Of course he did manage to escape, join the Avengers and declare Black Widow his arch enemy. Poor guy.

‘Last Resort’ 1x05 promo
Looks good.

Best Line:
You want to silence me? You want to kill my crew?”

‘Elementary’ 1x04 promo
Uh.

‘Fringe’ 5x04 promo
Broyles! This looks good and best of all: no Lincoln Lee!

Best Line:
“There was a time when we solved Fringe cases. It is time we created a few of our own.”

‘National Lampoon’s Senior Trip’ (1995) trailer
Jeremy Renner and his horrible hair does dated jokes. This looks lame.

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‘Modern Family’ Quotes:
“Don’t you have a fraternity to pass out in?”

“Don’t you have a class to fail?”


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In ‘Eastenders’, minutes after running out on his newly wed hubby Syed crawls back looking for forgiveness. Christian is too forgiving of the cheating excuse generating liar. However Syed’s family let him know what they really think of him. Christian and Syed get their first dance but the bailiffs have taken the wedding cake as Syed stole his family’s money and reduced them to penury. 

Best Lines:
“Five minutes ago I didn’t know your son was a bigger idiot then me.”

“Get out! You get out from ruining my marriage and go and make your own husband miserable!”

“Syed got a mountain bike. I got a fountain pen.”

“Weird place Walford.”

“I just hope you two are happy. I mean this is my brother, so it’s not likely.”


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‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ season 9 Issue 14 reeked.

There will be no reviews of ‘Black Opera’ and ‘Breed’.

A review of ‘Iron Winter’ is forthcoming.

I am reading ‘The Mammoth Book of Best New Horror 23’.

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‘The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes!’ Quotes:

“Avengers assemble!”
“We’re all right here.”

“People are responsible for it. Bad people.”

“Well at least he didn’t punch anyone.”

“I’ve never met a man so tired of being alive.”

“I’ll never stop Widow, ever!”

“Prepare yourselves for smiting!”

“They’re going to lead us right to their secret base. Where we’ll beat em all up.”

“Wait what did you call me...psychopath, criminal scum.”

“Never in all the nine realms have I see a creature as foul as you.”


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‘The Big Bang Theory’ Quote:
“Run away dude...run fast, run far.

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Cleared out a tape from 1999. It opened with a ‘Xena Warrior Princess’ ep ‘Fallen Angel’ in which Xena and Gabrielle are in the afterlife after being executed by the Romans. The Christian afterlife BTW, Hades is nowhere to be seen. Meanwhile the annoying Eli, the annoying Amazon (Jennifer Sky) and Joxer try to bring the duo back to life. Angels in idiot fluffy wings flap around, Callsito is in hell yet gets redeemed, there is bad blue screen, overacting and it is all truly stupid.

Then came an ‘Earth: Final Conflict’ ep ‘The Cloister’ in which new age Taelon worshippers in silly hats bore. Marina Sirtis guest stars. Taelons wave their hands around. The Resistance annoy and shout. This was awful.

Then came an ‘X Files’ ep ‘The Sixth Extinction: Amor Fati’ in which Smoking Man reveals he is Mulder’s daddy, Mulder hallucinates, Fowley is a terrible person and dies off screen. I don’t care.

Best Lines:
“He’s immune to the coming viral apocalypse.”

“He is what he sought.”


Finally there was another ‘Xena Warrior Princess’ ep ‘Chakram’ in which Gabby and Xena are back from the dead. Once the show turned its back on camp and Eli showed up, it all went to crap. Xena has convenient amnesia, a new chakram debuts, Gabrielle gets a new outfit and some sais. There are fight scenes and lots of yap. But nothing of note takes place.
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