epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

The Kevin Williamson movie Hall of Shame

The Faculty (1998)
This is the bastard offspring of ‘The Breakfast Club’ and ‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’ as aliens take over a dirty high school. Only Jordana Brewster, Clea Duvall, the untalented Josh Hartnett and Shawn Hatosy stand between the aliens and well, whatever the aliens plan to do. This was illogical and bad.

Halloween H20 (1998)
Jamie Lee Curtis, Adam Arkin, Michelle Williams, Jodi Lyn O’Keefe, LL Cool J and the untalented Josh Hartnett are menaced by Michael Myers. This was boring with bad acting, an idiot plot and not enough carnage.

Teaching Mrs Tingle (1999)
A group of entitled students led by Katie Holmes take their teacher Mrs Tingle (Helen Mirren) hostage and imprison her in her own home for the crime of pointing out they are not as smart as they think they are. For some reason the Katie Holmes clique are the heroes of the illogical and horrendously bad film.
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