‘Last Resort’ 1x03 promo
“We can’t hide forever.”
“Do you want to start a war?”
‘Elementary’ 1x03 promo
‘The Lone Ranger’ trailer
WTF is all the babbling about the future about? Helena Bonham Carter is in this, groan. Depp has a stupid accent. They look ridiculous. And if the lead is the Lone Ranger, why is Tonto there?
Daniel Craig just does not do it as 007. A new Q, thankfully they got rid of that large ham John Cleese. How much bleach did they pour over Javier Bardem’s hair? Looks okay.
‘Elementary’ opening credits:
Naff, naff, naff, naff, naff.
“He was so vanilla that he made vanilla seem spicy.”
“Only now instead of demons and blood orgies, Halloween is about kids, candy and costumes.”
“Raising what exactly?”
“Dark evil crap and lots of it.”
‘The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes’ Quotes:
“Stupid hammer man.”
“That’s how you free New York from an invasion of time travelling robots.”
“This course of action is ill-advised.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“A pack of raccons took over my back room and today’s the day I make my stand.”
“Look at all them burgers and fries. I didn’t know they served these things warm.”
Cleared out a tape from 2001. It opened with a ‘Charmed’ season 3 ep ‘Blinded by the Whitelighter’. Prue lurks being a snot, Phoebe is blonde, another Whitelighter shows up to berate the sisters for being lazy, stupid, reckless and slutty dressers. She and Leo talk in a Whitelighter language that wasn’t seen again. Phoebe moons over the AWOL Cole. This bored, I was more entertained by Walker trying to kill Ste on ‘Hollyoaks’ which led to Riley getting shot dead, Doug and Ste’s relationship imploding and Riley’s son Bobby being taken off to the USA.
“As he’s choking, you run.”
“As long as you don’t blurt out I killed Cole, you’ll be fine.”
“No more braless, strapless, fearless attire.”
“Okay, but then I have nothing to wear.”
“Not as sorry as you would be if I just blinked behind you and stabbed you to death.”
Then came an ‘Invisible Man’ ep ‘Tiresias’ in which Darien has endless visions of trying to kill Hobbes in a quicksilver madness rage. The Keep is smug, a blind fortune teller does nefarious stuff and people rant about the gland being evil. This had hysteria, too much talking and it bored.
Then came a ‘Popular’ season 2 ep ‘Coup’ in which Nicole who has lost all her power, popularity and status plots to regain it. She does and strikes back at her enemies. Brooke has a boring subplot. I do wonder whatever became of Carly Pope after she played “Miss Mc Irritating” aka Sam. It’s a shame Tammy Lynn Michaels (Nicole) life became a real life soap.
“I smell slut in the room.”
“Shut up My Left Foot!”
“Are you alright? Has Tom Ford died?”
“Cut my toenails woman!”
Finally there came an ‘Andromeda’ ep ‘The Widening Gyre’, it was dull as the crew take on the Magog in their silly fur suits. This was awful with bad cgi, murk and gloom.