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Supernatural 7x12&7x13 + Breaking Bad 3x04 + Teen Wolf 2x12 Reviewed

Time After Time

People are being found dead. Dean travels back to 1944 thanks to the villain of the week. The loud idiot Dean teams up with Eliot Ness (Nicholas Lea) to take on Cronos (Jason Dohring of ‘Veronica Mars’, ‘Moonlight’ and ‘Ringer’).

Dean wears a suit and calls himself Agent Costner, Ness drinks and Jason Dohring does Jason Dohring stuff. This was good due to the fact there were no Leviathans in this ep.

Best Line:
“Ace work kraut muncher.”

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The Slice Girls

There’s murders, Dean drinks and bangs some chick he met in a bar. Sam needs a haircut. Dean’s hook up turns out to be an Amazon and she has his kid. Said kid, Emma, grows up real fast. Or at least she does until Sam shoots her dead in revenge for Amy.

The Amazons aren’t the ones from ‘Xena’ or ‘Wonder Woman’. This was okay but you could read a decidedly misogynist subtext to this ep.

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Green Light

Jesse sells meth and continues to waste his life. Saul bottom feeds. Nobody notices the symbol drawn outside Walt’s house. There is bad acting. Walt is suspended from his job. Jesse and Walt are estranged. Skyler is shunned at work and continues to screw Ted and be smug.

Hank the jackass is obsessed with catching Heisenberg. Jane’s father has shot himself, condition unknown. Walt is just his usual petty idiot self.

Best Lines:
“I caught my second wife screwing my step dad.”

“You’re good at a lot of things son.”
“Like what?”

“You’re the only thing standing between him and an axe to the head.”


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Masterplan

Jackson strikes GQ poses, a pack of Alphas are en route, the vet and guidance counsellor are cryptic and Scott is still salivating over Allison. Boyd and Erica are in peril, Stiles is still a moron and Allison is an idiot. Gerard gives a movie villain speech and over does his lines. Gerard’s delivery of the words "mountain ash" are so OTT he makes Nic Cage look wooden.

Scott is an idiot and apparently had a plan all along. Scott does not have plans, he has no functioning brain cells. Allison makes no apology or atonement for her actions. There is vomiting and this was moronic.
Tags: breaking bad, moonlight, ringer, supernatural, teen wolf, veronica mars
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