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Nikita 2x12 + Doctor Who 7x04 + True Blood 4x12 Reviewed

Sanctuary

Oversight want Division gone thanks to Nikita. What is Oversight’s overall plan? The roid raging terminators aka Guardians plan to spring Percy. Amanda wears excessive eyeliner. Sean is a prat and tries to kill Nikita.

He is foiled by Alex and her princess mermaid hooker hair extensions. Sean gets his shirt off. Alex wears excessive eyeliner. Is that taught at Division? Nikita tries to recruit Sean. Nikita and co learn Division is in peril in a plotline that bears a resemblance to one ‘Alias’ did years ago. This was good.

Best Lines:
“He’d do anything to protect his mother.”
“Great so he’s Norman Bates. Let’s add him to the team.”

“I’ve never killed a member of Oversight. You have.”

“You’ve seen how Oversight eats their own.”

“Twenty minutes after Division pulls the trigger the place will be a mass grave.”
“Nobody would ever find it because nobody even knew it was there.”

“Thanks to you Division has become expendable.”


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The Power Of Three

Millions of strange black cubes appear on Earth and the Doctor moves in with the Ponds to puzzle out this slow invasion. Professor Brian Cox has a cameo. Rory’s dad is bumbling, There is no mention of Miracle Day or Torchwood. Amy writes travel articles now, wasn’t she a model? UNIT show up led by a useless woman (Jemma Redgrave) . Whatever became of Sally Sparrow?

Rory and Amy like real life which probably means they’ll both die horribly in 7x05. The cubes do stuff, Amy wears too much blusher and there is a sappy ending. This was good.

Best Lines:
“You’ve got a job?”
“Of course I’ve got a job. What do you think we do when we’re not with you?”

“There are soldiers all over my house and I’m in my pants.”

“You just married Henry VIII.”


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And When I Die

The Bon Temps population needs to terminate their noise exchanges. Jesus fails to notice his boyfriend is possessed by Marnie until she stabs him to death. Sookie makes it all about her. There is no police investigation of any of this. Whatever became of Hot Shot?

Hoyt beats up Jason. Samhain is mispronounced. Arlene’s daughter dresses up as Jenelle from ‘Teen Mom 2’ for Halloween. Holly looks like a She-Ra doll. Eric and Bill are chained shirtless to a stake and Marnie plans to burn them. Sadly Sookie, Holly and Tara foil her. Why is Marnie in a muumuu during all this?

Ghosts show up. Arlene gets a warning from Rene. Sookie makes a boring speech. Jason gets a visitor and other plots for season 5 are set up. Nan shows up ranting about Bill’s backwoods kingdom and small town witch infestation and finally gets what’s coming to her. There is a cliffhanger and this was okay.

Best Lines:
“You talked to the dead because they were your only friends.”

“You’re going to be trick or treating down at the trailer park again. Now do you want a bag of empty Coors cans and food stamps? Or do you want candy?”

“Usually I just light a candle and ask the spirits to make sure my boys don’t end up in jail or knock somebody up. So far that’s worked out okay.”

“I refuse to be retired like a fat first wife.”
Tags: doctor who, nikita, true blood
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