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Supernatural 7x08&7x09 + Breaking Bad 3x02 + Teen Wolf 2x10 Reviewed

Season 7, Time For A Wedding!

The brothers apparently have an annual trip to Las Vegas. Since when? Sam ditches Dean again to get married to Becky. This causes a wedding cake to randomly explode. Becky the nut job fan is obviously evil. What happened to Chuck? Oh who cares. There was bad acting and no concern about Leviathans.

Sam is his usual hateful self and Dean teams up with another hunter Garth (DJ Qualls) and TPTB must loathe their fans. There is no mention of Dean’s deal, Crowley and his bum fluff beard shows up and we still don’t get to see his demon eyes. This was terrible.

How To Win Friends And Influence Monsters

There is too much Bobby in this show. Why don’t they get Jeffrey Dean Morgan back? Bobby, Sam and Dean look for the Jersey Devil/backwoods crackhead or random monster. But it turns out to be just more dull Leviathans and evil sandwiches.

An angry waiter calls Sam, Dean and Bobby: “Big Bird...Ken doll...creepy uncle.” Sam has a new laptop, how? Sam and Bobby are unobservant. There is a gross sandwich. Bobby does not care about Dean. The Leviathans are plotting and head Leviathan Dick Roman shows up to be evil. He is a really unsubtle parody of Mitt Romney. This had promised but turned to crap.

Best Line:
“Camping season harshed by human burrito.”

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Caballo Sin Nombre

Walt is arrested and Jesse’s parents want nothing to do with him. Walt does not want to be the bad guy. Saul causes problems. Skyler rolls her eyes and is smug. Walt throws a pizza on the roof. The sticker on Jesse’s parents car does not include him. There is an Ouija board in a old folk’s home for some reason. Skyler is perfectly okay with covering up Ted’s crimes. Jesse buys his meth contaminated old house off his shocked parents. The unspeaking assassins annoy. This bored.

Best Lines:
“Paging Dr Phil. My daddy’s a drug dealer and my mommy turned him in.”

“The feds will come and RICO her and the kids out on the street.”


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Fury

I fast forwarded through most of this. But I did gather that Matt is bad and now dead. Stiles’ dad needs his son and the stupid Scott to tell him how to do his job. The vet talks to Derek. Why hasn’t he been helping him of instead of babying the insipid Scott?

Derek is made incompetent to big up Scott. There is wild Argent over acting. Jackson makes gorked out faces. Allison plans murder. Matt before he is killed off makes an endless villain speech. Where are the cops when the Argents are firing off assault rifles? Where is Lydia? Everything is dark and murky. Scott’s idiot mother sees the light. This was a sack of crap.
Tags: breaking bad, supernatural, teen wolf
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