‘Grimm’ 2x04
Uhhh.
‘Raising Hope’ Quote:
“I had to walk three miles in humidity. Worthless sheep.”
‘Suburgatory’ Quotes:
“I’ve got some very good ideas for your present.”
“Can one of them be that you don’t pick it out?”
“What exactly are they singing about?”
“I don’t know.”
“What are you taking?”
“Pain pills from Shelia’s hysterectomy.”
“I brought George some chicken soup. My housekeeper made it but I paid for the ingredients.”
“Ever since Dalia failed her career aptitude test, her dad’s been leaning on me to make sure she has one.”
“A career?”
“An aptitude.”
“I don’t care if the pony is tired, that thing is not going back to the farm.”
“You can’t make those kinds of jokes around a man taking left over hysterectomy medication.”
‘The Simpsons’ Quotes:
“It’s like going to Hawaii without the murderous locals.”
“May my curse fall on you beyond the grave!”
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‘Screaming in High Heels’ trailer
This documentary about 1980s scream queens looks cheap. Plus the former SQ’s have not aged well.
‘The Moth Diaries’ trailer
I didn’t like the book and this film does not look much better.
Best Line:
“All that emotion can turn toxic.”
‘Hunted’ promo
This new BBC drama looks good.
‘House at the End of the Street’ promo
WTF?
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Cleared out a tape from 2000. It opened with a season 6 ‘Hercules: The Legendary Journeys’ ep ‘City of the Dead’ in which the lumpen Herc and his idiot little buddy Iolaus visit Egypt. There is no continuity with an earlier ep also set in Egypt. Iolaus has sure got over Dahak fast. Herc is a jerk. This was a dull less then legendary journey.
Then came a season 4 ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ ep ‘The Yoko Factor’ in which Spike has joined forces with Adam. Spike talks a lot, Buffy mopes and Xander worships Riley. Giles sings. This bored. Why does nobody stake Spike? Buffy and her hair extensions snot. Riley and Angel fight. There is padding and a silly argument after Spike turns the ‘friends’ against each other. Then came a season 1 ‘Angel’ ep ‘War Zone’ in which Gunn debuts. This was dull.
Finally there was another season 1 ‘Angel’ ep ‘Sanctuary’ in which Faith is in LA seeking redemption. Wesley condemns her despite his idiot actions in season 3 of ‘BTVS’ leading to this. Cordelia joins Wesley in the chorus of self righteousness. Kate is a jackass and Buffy shows up to be a snot too. Faith must pay and pay for her sins. But Andrew and Willow and Spike all got to live in Buffy’s house. This was a mess of self righteousness.