There are exposition dumps, Conrad has filed for divorce. Tyler thinks he is Jim Profit, he isn’t. Tyler gulps mysterious pills; I remember how a similar pill popping plotline went on ‘The Lyon’s Den’. Jack likes Amanda and her hair extensions.
Emily orders Nolan around. The new opening credits are pretty. Daniel continues to be a bland pretty boy and he’s sick of Tyler, the thing that won’t leave. Nolan continues to not work and moon over Tyler.
We get flashbacks to lil Amanda being taken away by social services who made her give away her dog to Jack and didn’t want her hugging her friend. Poor lil Amanda. Declan is an idiot. Emily manipulates Amanda. Tyler annoys and blackmails.
Daniel is judgemental of Amanda. Emily’s mentor does overly dramatic whispering. Nolan annoys and Emily has another target. This was good.
“How can you stand the touch of your enemy’s son?”
“So you’re not even bi?”
“What I am is ambitious.”
“Miami’s for trolls.”
“There’s no need for dramatic pauses.”
“True loyalty takes years to build and only seconds to destroy.”
Emily suggests a clambake for Daniel’s birthday. Tyler makes more petty little threats. Victoria and her foul lawyer do illegal hijinks to invalidate her pre-nup. David Clarke was stabbed in prison but who did it?
Tyler’s anti-psychotics have run out and he was thrown out of Harvard because his parents could no longer pay. He is in a spiral of crazy and Emily is only too eager to help him along.
Ashley has had enough of Emily. Daniel’s dumb. Victoria and her unmoving forehead are mean. Tyler melts down. This was okay, this show has improved.
“He stole my whale cam.”
“You despicable people are starting to rub off on me.”
“Are you threatening me?”
“I don’t know. Do I need to?”
“You’re not really that bright are you?”
“No you’re right. I should have realised what a worthless parasite you are a lot sooner.”
If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’?
Sookie is dumb and annoys. Eric shows off his silly vampire fangs and has magic amnesia. Tara whines. Andy fails to notice Jason’s abduction as he freaks out due to V withdrawal. Jason/the Hot Shot perverts get way too much screen time.
Bill rants about The Authority. Sookie keeps a secret. Jessica mind controls Hoyt. Debbie Pelt is back and allegedly sober. Tommy tries a scam and is trash. Bill and the truly irritating Portia hook up. Lafayette is a moron. A witch goes crazy. This was dull.
“What does he think this is? Nazi Germany?”
“He did look kind of Aryan.”
“You’re noting but a crazy hillbilly junkie!”