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True Blood 4x01 + Bedlam 2x06 + Teen Wolf 2x01 + Breaking Bad 2x06 reviewed

She’s Not There
Sookie wanders around the naff fairyland and stumbles across her grandfather (a wasted Gary Cole). It turns out the fairies are bad and are starving in a wasteland. Grandfather dies and Sookie returns home to find one year has passed. This ep was ridiculous. Jason is a cop, Andy is on V, Bill is the vampire king and is still boring.

Someone has bought Sookie’s house. Lafayette and Jesus hang out with witches. Arlene is convinced she has a devil baby. Tara is a cage fighter. Jessica and Hoyt live together but Jessica is still selfish. Bill has fallen for Portia. Tommy lives with Hoyt’s smother and Sam hangs out with angry shape shifters. WTF is the big deal about Sookie? She is a down home Cat Marnell.

Bedlam 2x06
This was terrible and pointless. There was more drama on ‘Hollyoaks’ where Will is rejected by his moron brother Dodger in favour of the skank Texas. Bad bald dude gurns, Max gurns, Ellie whines like Amir Khan, Warren freaks out, the creep freaks out and bad acting abounds.

Ellie will not stop talking, nobody cares that Kate is rotting in the cellar and a mysterious tunnel is explored. Max is in peril, back story is revealed and it is all incoherent.

Best Line:
“I’m going to kill you! Properly this time!"

The chalk faced goon Scott still makes out with Alison despite being menaced by Mr Argent. Stiles is still a moron, there is still no parental supervision and the Argents are still a gang of bigoted violent psychopaths.

Scott running like a wolf is idiotic looking, the new opening credits are awful and Scott is even stupider. Jackson is an even bigger jackass. The mad lacrosse coach is still a scene stealer. Derek has a plan.

A teacher is out to get Stiles, Lydia runs around naked, and Alison’s grandfather (Michael Hogan of ‘Battlestar Galactica’) shows up to kill werewolves. Scott is moronic, a lone wolf lurks and this was awful with OTT dialogue.

Best Line:
“Here’s a dollar. Go find another parking lot to dine in.”

Jesse tracks down two thieving meth addicts. He breaks into their squalid house and finds their neglected child. Walt returns to his job and Gretchen shows up to annoy. Walt lets his rage and her and her husband erupt. He feels they cut him out, but what actually happened? The two pathetic murderous junkies are pathetic. Skyler plays the martyr and this was bad.

Best Line:
“Shut your skank ass pie hole!”
Tags: battlestar galactica/caprica, breaking bad, review, teen wolf, true blood

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