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Primeval 5x01 Review

Phillip is sinister, Abby wears a ratty wig, Connor is stupid, Jess is useless eye candy, Becker stands around in the background and Matt is annoying and gets too much screen time. Phillip blathers about New Dawn. No-one mentions Cutter or Ryan. Connor lies and is useless.

There is a rip-off of an iconic moment from ‘Jurassic Park’. Giant insects attack and it looks like a bad Ray Harryhausen movie. Connor is thick and the plot is idiot. This was dumb.

Best Lines:
“Why they call them roadworks, when there’s never any work going on?”

“If you were an insect would you want to eat Connor?”

“How many?”
“More then I’m entirely happy with.”
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