epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Trailers, a tape tale & Ben&Jerry

‘Do No Harm’ preview clip
This looks AWFUL.

‘Revenge’ 1x21 promo
You’re dead to me.” – If only ‘Everwood’ had been like this.

Bedlam’ series 2 promo
I didn’t watch series 1 but is that John-Paul from ‘Hollyoaks’? I’ll give this a try.

I wonder if the creators of ‘Sherlock’ saw that Peter Serafinowicz skit on Holmes?

How was ‘Touch’ renewed?!?

Ben&Jerry’s ‘Oh My! Apple Pie’ ice cream is yummy.

Read up on ‘Elementary’, the US rip off of ‘Sherlock’ and it sounds American and naff. I’d give it a try though.

Coming Soon: reviews of ‘Revenge’, ‘Thor’, ‘The Lost Stories of Sherlock Holmes’, ‘The Nightmare Thief’ and ‘The Book of Blood and Shadow’

Reviews of ‘The Divide’ and ‘The War of the Worlds’ season 1 are delayed.

Cleared out a 1997 tape. It began with a ‘Xena Warrior Princess’ ep ‘A Comedy of Eros’ in which Cupid (Karl Urban and his orange bleach job) doesn’t watch his son Bliss allowing the baby to steal his love bow and arrows. So Bliss flies around making random people fall in love with each other. Joxer annoys. This was dull.

Then came a ‘Dark Skies’ ep ‘The Warren Omission’ which was a clip show centring on John testifying to said Commission and being dismissed as a loon. M12’s sole female agent Juliet (Jeri Lynn Ryan of ‘Star Trek: Voyager’) shows up to glower. RFK and his overdone accent annoys. Hoover is blackmailed. John needs to shut up. Albano sneers and Bach justifies. This was okay.

Then came a season 1 ‘Earth: Final Conflict’ ep ‘Through The Looking Glass’ in which Taelon’s are experimenting on people. Wendy Lyon of ‘Prom Night II: Hello Mary Lou’ shows up as Boone’s sister. This was boring. Then came an ‘X Files’ ep ‘Chinga’ which was co-written by Stephen King and saw Scully take on a killer dolly. This bored.

Then came the movie ‘All Tied Up’ which saw Linda (Teri Hatcher) cry over her worthless cheater boyfriend Brian (Zack Galligan of ‘Waxwork’). So she breaks up with him so Brian breaks into her house to make her take it back. So Linda’s housemate Kim (Lara Harris) ties him to the bed as punishment.

Linda, Kim and the other one (Tracy Griffith) giggle and torment the sleaze by making him watch the shopping channel. Brian is disgusting and a common little trollop. He’s not sorry for the cheating or the fact he did it with Kim years earlier and forgot all about it. This is not a horror movie BTW, it is a comedy. A really really crappy unfunny comedy.

The acting is bad, the hair is big and Teri Hatcher displays the same annoying acting tics. Brian is let go, so the walking STD abducts Linda and ties her up until she forgives him his constant cheating and agrees to marry him. That is really creepy.

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows’ Quotes:

So where is our next adventure of the great detective, his living emotional crutch and the sexual undercurrents between them?

Don’t you have a goat that needs worming?”

“Bad people do bad things because they can.”

“He’s nothing like as slow witted as you’ve been leading me to believe.”

“They’re dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle.”

“Why is my ankle so itchy?”
“Because you have a large piece of wood sticking out of it.”

“I shall endeavour to find the most creative of endings for the doctor.”

“You really think you’re the only one who can play this game?”

“We both know how this ends.”
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