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Movie Review: The Cabin In The Woods

The Cabin In The Woods (2012)

This has been sitting on the shelf since 2010 and not without cause. It just isn’t as clever as it thinks it is. Five morons go to ‘The Evil Dead’ like cabin in the woods and stuff happens. A girl makes out with a stuffed wolf head. There is a ‘Hellraiser’ rip off. A big red button gets pushed. There is a creepy basement. There is a celebrity cameo. There is your standard creepy garage owner. A spooky painting is spooky. There is a ‘Night of the Living Dead’ style trowel dismemberment. This is okay with some bad bad acting and dialogue.

Best Line:
“Am I on speaker phone?”
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