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Death Valley 1x09 Reviewed

Tick, Tock, Boom

Kirsten’s lies are finally exposed to her angry boss. He fires her and goes on the rampage against the smug vampire Rico. A zombie shows up at a kindergarten. Rico gets roughed up. The chief’s bimbo niece whines. John John has lunch with Carla. Kirsten will not take responsibility for her lies and wallows in self pity. This was an iffy ep due to Kirsten’s whining.

Best Lines:
“These zombies are multiplying faster than Kardashians.”

“These guns, they’re like my children. I love them differently. Some not as much as others. But I don’t tell them that.”
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