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Death Valley 1x07 Review

Who, What, When, Werewolf...Why

Kirsten dates a Nice Guy werewolf/creepy hipster named Travis who likes to look like he is homeless. The cops have to clean up their own zombie kills due to a strike. John John (Texas Battle) puts a zombie in the squad car but it isn’t dead. Billy continues to be a perv, then takes a break from his knob gobbling style of discourse to do something useful. Billy and the captain tackle a huge vampire into a sun bed. Kirsten continues to be stupid. This was okay.

Best Line:
“Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.”
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