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Movie Review: Jaws 3 (1983)

This was made in 3D and boy does it show. The SFX are awful. Jaws stalks sea world as Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Simon MacCorkindale, Louis Gossett Jr and Lea Thompson swim for it. There is an Undersea Kingdom that cost 34 billion to build 40 feet below the surface yet Jaws cracks the acryclic tubes with two headbutts. Idiots scream and get eaten. This film has excessive water skiing, a cast of idiots, screaming, a rubber shark and teeth flying at the screen. This was awful.

Best Lines:
"Show any cheek and you'll be back shovelling french fries."

"Coffee?"
"Just throw it in my eyes, it'll work faster."
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