The evil dude has an evil sidekick and they do maniacal laughter, Jedrington heads for the End-It-All Dock and his loyal servant tries to save the day. But has the evil dude's evil version of 'A Christmas Carol' doomed Mr Secret-Past? This was okay.
"Kind words don't butter parsnips."
"Poke the begger."
"Sod off obvious toff."
"Too late life-ruiner!"
"Back to sleeping on gravel then."