Mr Secret-Past is oblivious as his son is carried off to an evil boarding school, his daughter is locked up by a crazy governess and his wife is driven to suicide after being told all she is fit for is pretty simpering. This is okay and far less ludicrious then series 2 of 'Downton Abbey' especially that ep where almost everyone came down with Spanish Flu at a dinner party. There is a hilarious newspaper headline: 'Queen sadder and wider then ever'.
Best Lines:
"Delight the children! Hypnotise the cat! Fish-on-a-string!"
"I'm already drunk."
"The only way to be for any massive life decision."
"Contract may contain traces of evil."