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Movie Review: Big Trouble In Little China (1986)

The stupid Jack (Kurt Russell) assists his over acting friend Wang to rescue his girlfriend from Lo Pan, an evil wizard. This was cheesy with bad sfx. Jack gets his own girlfriend Gracie Law (Kim Cattrall) and promptly walks out on her, idiot.

The women in this film are damsels in distress to be married by Lo Pan to break a stupid curse. There are rubber monsters, Gracie wears a peacock head-dress and it's all such boring hokum.

Best Lines:
"Chinese have a lot of hells."

"The most dangerous cut throat den of mad men in Chinatown."

"We may be trapped."

"What'll come out no more?"

"A knife? This guy's 12 feet tall!"
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