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'The Simpsons' Quotes:
"If you are seated in an exit row, please hold the door closed for the duration of the flight."
"64% of the original Cher is playing."
"My daughter thinks I'm a ruthless tyrant like Hitler or Prince Harry."
"Didn't I go to jail with your brother?"
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'Blackadder The Third' Quotes:
"You lower middle class yobo."
"I bump into cleverer people at a lodge meeting of the Guild Of Village Idiots."
"A cup of your best hot water with brown grit in it."
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'Ab Fab' Quote:
"Have you see the price of methadone? Cheaper to buy crack."