epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Sanctuary 3x01 Review

Kali, part 3

SHUT UP Magnus. The new opening credits theme is awful noise. Why did they never bring Ashley back? Go away Kate, you're not wanted. The boring baddie (Callum Blue) lurks. Terrence and his Shatner line readings annoy. Will annoys. There is bad dialogue and terrible acting. Plus TPTB will not give up that split screen crap.

The 'tsunami' looks like a firehose. Magnus cannot talk like a human being. SHUT UP Magnus. Terrence's 'Jurassic Park' dino frill trick is dumb. There is a rip off of a scene from 'Gladiator'. Everything is resolved by Magnus being smug and bullying. This was terrible.

Best Line:
"Dude, that is gross."
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