The 2000 tape began with a 'Star Trek Voyager' ep 'Good Shepherd' which rips off the TNG ep 'Lower Decks' which VOY already ripped off. Anyway a misfit bunch of losers and idiots are whipped into shape by Janeway aka Bligh with bad hair. This was boring with bad CGI, bad acting, technobabble and endless yapping. One wonders: why did Harry Kim never get promoted and does a dark matter proto comet actually exist?
Then came a 'Xena: Warrior Princess' ep 'Eve' which dragged out the dreadful Eve/Livia plot even more. Joxer and his son Virgil tagalong with Xena and Gaby to hunt Eve/Livia. Livia kills people, Ares yells and there is bad acting, awful old age makeup, bad fights and way too much yapping. The dialogue is terrible, Joxer is STILL in love with Gab and disrespects his wife. Livia kills Joxer, FINALLY, Xena and Livia have a bad fight and in the only cool moment of the ep Livia slices the chakram with her sword. This was dire.
Then came a 'Popular' ep 'Fall on your knees' which Nicole is taught the true meaning of Christmas. Nicole recalls her dead BFF Marley Jacob who died of suicide by anorexia. Sam annoys, Carmen whines and is Tiny Tim. Mary Cherry is the Ghost of Christmas Present. This is a sappy morality tale.
"I'll put Carmen on the squad when hell freezes over and/or Melissa Joan Hart gets nominated for an oscar."
Finally there was another 'Xena: Warrior Princess' ep 'Motherhood' in which Eve wanders around with no agency, the Olympians plot, there are way too many long idiot fight scenes, idiot Eli followers yap and Xena kills gods like Poseidon, Discord and Hades. Awful stuff.
The 2nd tape was from the 90's. Up first was a boring 'The Pretender' ep 'Bulletproof' in which Jarod posed as a SWAT officer. Miss Parker, Broots and Sydney continue to stroll around hunting Jarod and Miss P is endlessly unpleasant. Jarod looks good in his uniform and looks at his trusty collection of newspaper clippings. Dude I'd like to see how your pretends would go post 9/11 and with a collapsing newspaper industry.
Then came another 'The Pretender' ep 'Crash' in which Jarod pulls faces and investigates a plane crash. Meanwhile Miss Parker and Broots go undercover at a reunion and learn a secret about Mr Lyle. Boring.
Then came a 'Queen of Swords' ep 'Betrayed'. The Queen's secret identity was hidden by a tiny black lace mask which nobody ever pulled off during the shows short run. Vera and her idiot accent annoy, Peter Wingfield was barely in this series, evil dudes plot and it's all stupid. The evil dude's sidekick actually makes 'Curses! Drat! Foiled, yet again!' faces.
Then came a 'The Pretender' two parter 'Bloodlines 1&2' in which Jarod tries to find his idiot family, again. Sydney once again fails to express any remorse for stealing Jarod as a child. Everything looks pastel. Miss Parker learns she has a twin brother but does not know which of the many men with personality disorders in her life is her bro (hint it's the hooker killing cannibal Mr Lyle who now plays Mike the plumber on 'Desperate Housewives') Jarod's family come across as thick. This was boring with endless yapping and face pulling. Jake Lloyd shows off his bad acting and there is the lamest fireball in the history of tv cliffhangers.