"Murder by shellfish."
"No one can have bigger problems than her."
"Most people love mourning violent death. Is an open casket funeral or..."
"Judging from the accident report. I doubt if he's in any shape for that."
Bill lies. Nan lies. Jessica proves Arlene's point. Sookie is thoroughly stupid and callous as she never bothers to ask what happened to Tara until Tara tells her. Sookie's self righteous and dumb. Arlene tells Terry the truth. Lafayette and Jesus trip. Jason tells Tara his secret. Russell hires a man-ho.
Tommy proves he is trash. Bill needs to shut up. Jason orders Bill out of his house in an awesome scene that made it worth sitting through season 3 and Talbot for. Crystal reveals her secret. This was uh, I cannot stand Bill or Sookie.
"A fey coupled with one of your female ancestors."
"Are you mentally competent and under no duress at this time?"
"A whole new dimension in trash."
"It's not respect if your employees think you're a psychopath."