“There was a fingernail in my food you fat ass moron! Yesterday it was a band aid!”
“Sorry Sir, the band aid was holding the fingernail on.”
“This stuff’s been on the stingray since Korea. This can expired in 1966!”
“What’s the matter Sir? It still tastes like creamed corn.”
“Except it’s devilled ham!”
“Prepare for dive.”
“Does he mean underwater?”
Then came a ‘The Pretender’ ep called ‘Nip and Tuck’ in which Jarod pretended to be a plastic surgeon. The vile Centre staff pranced around being annoying and it was all boring. There is no way the Centre could function with its Byzantine internal policy.
Then came the first ever ‘Earth: Final Conflict’ ep ‘Decision’. Da’an looks like what she is, a woman in too much pancake makeup. Lili wears horrible 90’s clothes. The opening credits were good though. It all looks dated and cheap. Doors fakes his death. Boone’s never mentioned again BFF is involved. Boone gets a job working for Da’an. Sandoval is not as antagonistic as he later became.
Boone’s dead meat wife is killed off. There are way too many extreme close-ups. There is no mention of Joshua Doors. Boone gets his CVI and a skrill, but the show would still kick him to the curb at the end of season 1. The resistance are untrustworthy. Lili annoys. This was boring.
“You’re going to have to choose your new friends very carefully.”