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The Witches of Oz Part 2+The Vampire Diaries 2x10 Reviewed

Dorothy’s an idiot, the witches mug and the SFX are terrible. Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Man and some other dude show up to be inane. People run around in cast off ‘Xena’ costumes. The acting is awful and the dialogue is terrible. Dorothy is selfish, the Nome King looks like a pimp and there is some weird stuff toward the end when Dorothy makes a witch cry. This was utter, utter crap. It was worse than ‘Alice’, it was worse than ITV’s ‘The Last Train’ and if you don’t know what that is, be thankful. This even had unfunny epilogues to set up a sequel, no thanks.

Best Lines:
“The talking sunflower told me.”

“Best of all: no munchkins!!!”


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The Sacrifice
Elena is slack jawed and self sacrificing but she still has her GHD to hand. Also she’s snotty, rude and ungrateful. Rose annoys. People trust Bonnie. Tyler and Caroline find Mason’s journal. Jeremy is stupid. Elena is stupid and the unscary villain shows up to pull faces. The unscary villain looks like a sleazy male stripper, the kind that will turn tricks for drugs and or steroids and gives off a 'will kill you for your money' vibe. Tyler sees his future. Matt gets crapped on, again. Elena tantrums. Nobody just stakes the large ham Katherine like they should have done a long, long time ago. Stefan is stoic. This was rubbish; I was more entertained by the latest goings on with the toxic Brendan/Ste relationship on ‘Hollyoaks’. Brendan gets angry and punches Ste across a room and Ste sheds a manly tear. But yet again Brendan convinces him that it’s Brendan who is the victim here.


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