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Movie Review: Eargon (2006)

This rips off 'Star Wars', 'Dragonriders of Pern' and 'Lord of the Rings'. It opens with an exposition dump and is populated with overacting large hams, a blue dragon and bad, bad acting. The hero is an idiot obnoxious little punk and the dialogue is dumb. This was awful.

Best Lines:
"I suffer without my stone. Do not prolong my suffering."

"I am not interested in being challenged."

"They used to be the King's enemies, now they're his guard."

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