Talbot and Franklin growl. Franklin is crazy for Tara. Bill is loathsome. Sookie is selfish beyond belief. Talbot's title is Royal Consort but that does not stop him pining for Eric. Debbie Pelt is trashy. Tara is in peril. Franklin's deluded and can type really fast. Jason gets a job. Sookie invades people's privacy. Crystal and Jason flirt. Eric has a flashback to the past. Bill annoys. This was uh, Sookie is selfish and the vampire fangs make them look like walrus' and it's ridiculous.
"She wants to be with me."
"Hence the restraints."
"We were great together, when she weren't drinking and cheating."
"Sookie is no longer mine."
"Don't say that. Women say that; everything goes black and I wake up surrounded by body parts."
"If you need to buy some clean urine, my brother Gavin is born again."