The ReturnThings could be worse; I could be watching the dire ‘No Ordinary Family’ or the tiresome Steve/Danno double act that is ‘Hawaii Five-0’. John’s not dead. Katherine scampers around to annoy. Jeremy the mouth breathing attention seeker is not dead or a vampire, so he whines. Bonnie whines. Katherine lurks and face pulls.
Damon pouts and aims low. Tyler’s uncle Mason shows up. John annoys so Stefan shows him the door. Bonnie’s dumb. There are more tiresome doppelganger hijinks. Tyler has rage issues. Katherine tells Damon she never loved him, ha ha ha ha haaaaa! Damon acts out again, he’s never heard of quiet dignity. Katherine suffocates Caroline, finally. This was uh.
“What are we going to do?”
“Cover up Fabio.”