epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Quotes of the Day

Criminal Minds’ Quote
I’ll send you to a prison where they’ll teach you what a hood rat is.”

‘The Simpsons’ Quotes
“I’d like a third helping please.”
“You do know the meat is made from diseased pigeons?”
“Just get the ladle down there deep. That’s where the beaks are.”

Modern Family’ Quote
“I think I hear future Lily sending us a message from her stripper pole.”

Raising Hope’ Quote
Third cousins, big drinkers, things happen.”

Hawaii Five-0’ Quotes
“You know what they say about coincidences.”
“I don’t.”
“They usually take a lot of planning.”

Desperate Housewives’ Quotes
“You sure you want to eat here? I think I just saw two cockroaches throwing up.”
“It’s fine. Everyone in my family used to come here.”
“Didn’t they all die young of heart disease?”
“Honey, you’ve seen this town. Would you really want to grow old here?”

“No one else from here has ever been famous. I mean for anything besides getting stuck down a well.”

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