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Quotes of the Day

Coronation Street’ Quotes

Ken recently had an affair with an actress. She lived on a tugboat.”
“It was a barge.”

“Is there any wonder why I drink?”

“Maybe the way this family works has contributed to his drinking.”
“Well it didn’t make Tracy hit the bottle.”
“No but it made her hit her boyfriend with a blunt instrument.”

~
Raising Hope’ Quote

Your mother’s crazy. If I ever get that crazy I want you to take me out in the back yard and blow my head off with a shotgun.”
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