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The Vampire Diaries Season 1 Ep 19 Review

Miss Mystic Falls

Stefan’s on the blood and it is treated like Willow’s ridiculous magic addiction in season 6 of ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’. Bonnie’s back and Elena can’t understand why Bonnie doesn’t want to be her friend anymore, Elena’s dumb. Anna annoys. The tomb vampires have apparently left town, well they were a non-event weren’t they?

Caroline is shallow over yet another Founder’s Day event. Damon hunts another stupid artefact. Elena trusts Damon and Stefan twitches and rants. This was okay.

Best Lines:
I don’t do forgiveness.”

“Just because my DUI made my community service mandatory doesn’t mean I was any less committed.”

“Thanks for helping me.”
“Don’t thank me until you’re sure your hair isn’t going to burn off.”

“I’m not sad, I’m freaking hungry.”

“Jonathan Gilbert journaled his whole life right down to the bitter, insane, drunken end.”

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