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Quotes of the Day

Unsympathetic Magic’ Quote

“I don’t like to speak ill of the dead. Especially since they may be listening.”

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The Simpsons’ Quotes

You’ll crack like one of those chicken turds rich people eat.”
“You mean an egg?”

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Modern Family’ Quote

You’d think growing up in a place full of death squads and drunken uncles; she’d have learned to move a little quicker.”

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Raising Hope’ Quotes

“I live in a tent in your laundry room.”
“No, not any more you don’t.”

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‘Hollyoaks’ Quotes

You’re in trouble Ste. Can’t you see it? He loves you, get out while you can.”

“Me and Brendan were sleeping together.”
“What?”
“We’ve been sleeping together and he’s been beating me up.”

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