epiphany_maria (epiphany_maria) wrote,

Quotes of the Day

‘The Simpsons’ Quote:

“My tongue makes not the words sound good.”

South Park’ Quote:

Stop playing stupid.”
“Maybe he really is stupid Randy.”
“Nobody’s this stupid.”

Storm Warning’ Quote:

People made too fearful would plot ways to remove the cause of that fear.”

Revamped’ Quotes:

“Your horizons are broad, but not that broad.”

“Do you honestly expect me to believe that you, Iver Richardson, the immortal who never gets rid of anything, sold the Infernal Chains of Sarro Rayus, a unique artefact for which, I might add, you spent centuries searching, because you didn’t want them anymore?”

Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ Quotes:

“This place smells like stripper’s perfume.”

“I saw him beat up a guy with a starfish.”

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