Never Let Me Go
Daphne’s a shape shifter. Sookie harasses the bellboy. Jason impresses his church group and gets a reward. Sam bores. Bill bores. Maryann manipulates Tara some more. Eric broods and a flashback is shown to his Viking days in the Mud Ages which shows how he became a vampire. This was dull apart from Eric, why is the plot so slow? Best Lines:
“Rise and shine for God!”
“Brazilian wax, feels like that bitch ripped out my female organs.”