Shake and Finger Pop
Jason and his church group bore. Jessica and her plastic fangs bore. Bill and Sookie bore. Sam and Daphne bore. Andy is fired. Sookie is selfish and wears a hideous yellow dress. She, Bill and Jessica fly to Dallas on Anubis airlines. Eric lurks, Tara’s birthday party turns into an orgy, Jessica orders room service and Sookie meets another telepath. This was dull. What is Maryann’s interest in Tara?
Best Lines:
“I am a vampire. I am supposed to be tormented.”
“I was almost killed, again.”
“I’ve been on the phone all day calling all your friends.”
“What friends?”
